Today’s post is my top 5 pet peeves. Only 5?
- Littering. USE THE BIN YOU LAZY TOERAG!
- Rudeness. It doesn’t cost anything to be polite, nitwit.
- Not picking up dog poo. DON’T MAKE ME FOLLOW YOU HOME!!
- People sitting on the mirror seats at the gym butt naked. I do NOT want to sit where your fanjita has just been thanks! Or catch sight of your fake boobs wobbling in the mirror. Bleurgh.
- Following someone back on Twitter only to realise they are an account dedicated to telling shit jokes/nudie pics/diet pills. BOG. OFF.
I’ve somehow managed to get myself nominated for ‘best new blog’ at the MAD Awards 2016 *does small squee* I would LOVE another nomination, if you have a minute.