If you have an inkling you’ve just met this one, then run. Well, pick up your pace a little bit at least. This one’s eyes will light up the moment they see you, and they will raise a knowing eyebrow before launching into the tale of the Worst Birth Experience Known To Woman. There will be blood. There will be tears. There may be babies flying out all over the shop, with no medics in sight. Usually it will be a horror story that happened to take place in the hospital you want to give birth in. It’s actually not too rude to stick your fingers in your ears and say LA LA LA LA LA very loudly. In fact, that’s exactly what I’d recommend.