The boy has been singing a lovely song recently – it’s good to know that a disgusting song about pooping yourself is still doing the rounds some thirty years after I was singing it myself. Do you remember the Diarrhoea song?! Do you remember the tune? I’ve now got it in my head, but instead of “Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea” I’ve been making up lyrics for “Crummy Mummy, Crummy Mummy” instead…here’s so far!
When the morning hurts your head
You’re already longing for your bed
Crummy Mummy, Crummy Mummy
When your manicure is chipped
And all your tights are bloody ripped
Crummy Mummy, Crummy Mummy
Now you’re running for the gate
And the kids are yelling “Late!”
Crummy Mummy, Crummy Mummy
It’s only 10 o’clock
Now there’s vomit on your frock
Crummy Mummy, Crummy Mummy
You forgot the kids homework
And you’re feeling like a berk
Crummy Mummy, Crummy Mummy
All the other Mum’s at school
Think that you’re a clutzy fool
Crummy Mummy, Crummy Mummy
Then you see that little face
And the little legs that race
Crummy Mummy, Crummy Mummy
Now you’re wrapped up in a cuddle
And you don’t feel such a muddle
Crummy Mummy, Crummy Mummy
For once they sleep on time
And you’ve got that glass of wine
Crummy Mummy, Crummy Mummy
You’ll pass out before 10
Before beginning it again
Crummy Mummy, Crummy Mummy
What verses could you add?
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This is brilliant had me Laughing from beginning to end and I’m still laughing now thinking about it !!!
Really? I was worried it was really crap!! It was on auto post and I forgot!!
I love it!!
Baby shat through his clothes
Where’s the wipe? No one knows.
Crummy mummy, crummy mummy
Dribble stains all over my dress
I’m sure I look an absolute mess
crummy mummy, crummy mummy
But isn’t it wonderful to be a mummy
So much love in my tummy!!
Hahaha sorry that was terrible. #triballove
Hahah! Nope all good, especially shitting through clothes!!!
This is brilliant. I wish I could come up with another verse but I think you have said it all 🙂 x
Haha thank you – I’m sure there are more!
Aww I really liked this! I too am a crummy scummy mummy but I don’t give a fudge. Wear that vom with pride!
I can’t believe how well I remember this tune, even though I had totally forgotten it until I read this post. And I find it even more incredulous that kids are still singing it at school! Okay, here goes: Dry banana in her hair, that stain on her leggings – don’t go there! Crummy mummy, crummy mummy. #Chucklemums
I’m definitely in the Crummy Mummy crowd. This was hilarious and I couldn’t help but sing it in my head! #chucklemums
How do I not know this song? Maybe I just went to school with some very robust gutted yoofs…I’m sure there’s a verse to be had about skid marks but I’m not quite up to that at 7am #Chucklemums
When they’re giving you the shits
So for dinner they get chips
Crummy Mummy, Crummy Mummy
OK…so not very nice and not a perfect rhyme, but dealing with revolting dinner chaos right this second!!! And they did actually get vegetables…. #Chucklemums
Wow – I can’t believe I actually remember this song! My brain is too shattered to think of a good rhyme – it would have to be something about forgetting wet wipes, which I managed to do twice last week. #chucklemums
ha ha !!! Perfectly summed up ! Oh but that wine though!!!
when you’ve spent ages tidying a room
now it’s a bomb site again Ka-boom!
Crummy Mummy!
tenuous rhyme there! Very funny poem – yours that is!! #chucklemums
aw this is very cute and very funny. love everyone else contributions in the comment sections too 🙂
Haa! I did one like this but about flu round Easter when my kids seemed to be in a epic cycle of illness! gotta love a poem to sweeten the shit! #Chicklemums
You think a toddler is bad,
Teens just make you mad
Crummy mummy…
Love this. You’ve got such a way with a rhyme. Mother would add:
When you’ve got sick on your jacket
Another day, can you hack it?
Crummy mummy, crummy mummy
This is because her boss always laughs at the drool/vom covering her shoulders! 😉 #chucklemums
Wine again? I’m sensing a theme here? Brilliantly funny! lol #chucklemums
Haha you are such a poet! Love this – I am definitely in the Crummy Mummy crowd and usually wearing clothes with vom, dribble and snot on…all part of the look 😉 Thanks for hosting #chucklemums xx
My god, that song is a blast from the past! I used to love singing that at primary school, even though I didn’t know what diarrhoea was…! Very funny.
#chucklemums
Ah, the diarrhoea song! Wasn’t it to the tune of “Mamma Mia” by Abba? I have only the faintest recollection of it, to be honest (probably for the best). You should make these poems a regular feature! #chucklemums
Not quite, but that would totally work and be hilarious! 😀 I’ll sing it for you on Saturday.
Fantastic I think I may actually prefer this version over the original (and not just because diarrohea makes me want to vomit) #chucklemums
Well thanks for reminding me of that song, which I’d blocked out! I like your version though – it’s much better & hilarious! #chucklemums