A Sneeze Is A Weapon of Mass Destruction

This one has been rattling around in my head for a while. Kids are grim and happily sneeze and slime everywhere, gleefully sharing their nasty germs. This one seems to be loosely based on a popular 90’s song. I’m sorry. Can you hear it?

A Sneeze Is A Weapon Of Mass Destruction

A sneeze is a weapon of mass destruction. A sneeze is a weapon of mass destruction.

Those germs they spray are so disgusting, a sneeze is a weapon of mass destruction

Flying snot and a free for all spray, a sneeze is a weapon of mass destruction

You weren’t sick for years now you’re ill every day, a sneeze is a weapon of mass destruction

Licking your face, they don’t care what you say, a sneeze is a weapon of mass destruction

A sniffle can mutateΒ to man flu in a day, a sneeze is a weapon of mass destruction

Atchoo, we don’t do what you tell us

Atchoo, we won’t do what you tell us

Atchoo, no we won’t use a hankie

A sneeze is a weapon of mass destruction, our sneezes are weapons of mass destruction.

Watch out we’ll sneeze right in your face (a sneeze is a weapon of mass destruction)

Soon you’ll be a snivelling disgrace (a sneeze is a weapon of mass destruction)

You think we’ve just got a bit of snot (a sneeze is a weapon of mass destruction)

Haha, you’ll soon see that it’s not (a sneeze is a weapon of massive destruction)

Pneumonia baby, it’s heading your way (a sneeze is a weapon of mass destruction)

You can bet thatΒ we’ll be better in a day (a sneeze is a weapon of mass destruction)

Atchoo, we won’t do what you tell us

Atchoo, we don’t do what you tell us

Atchoo, yes we lack basic hygiene

A sneeze is a weapon of mass destruction. A sneeze is a weapon of mass destruction.

A Sneeze Is A Weapon Of Mass Destruction

 

 

 

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