This one has been rattling around in my head for a while. Kids are grim and happily sneeze and slime everywhere, gleefully sharing their nasty germs. This one seems to be loosely based on a popular 90’s song. I’m sorry. Can you hear it?
A Sneeze Is A Weapon Of Mass Destruction
A sneeze is a weapon of mass destruction. A sneeze is a weapon of mass destruction.
Those germs they spray are so disgusting, a sneeze is a weapon of mass destruction
Flying snot and a free for all spray, a sneeze is a weapon of mass destruction
You weren’t sick for years now you’re ill every day, a sneeze is a weapon of mass destruction
Licking your face, they don’t care what you say, a sneeze is a weapon of mass destruction
A sniffle can mutateĀ to man flu in a day, a sneeze is a weapon of mass destruction
Atchoo, we don’t do what you tell us
Atchoo, we won’t do what you tell us
Atchoo, no we won’t use a hankie
A sneeze is a weapon of mass destruction, our sneezes are weapons of mass destruction.
Watch out we’ll sneeze right in your face (a sneeze is a weapon of mass destruction)
Soon you’ll be a snivelling disgrace (a sneeze is a weapon of mass destruction)
You think we’ve just got a bit of snot (a sneeze is a weapon of mass destruction)
Haha, you’ll soon see that it’s not (a sneeze is a weapon of massive destruction)
Pneumonia baby, it’s heading your way (a sneeze is a weapon of mass destruction)
You can bet thatĀ we’ll be better in a day (a sneeze is a weapon of mass destruction)
Atchoo, we won’t do what you tell us
Atchoo, we don’t do what you tell us
Atchoo, yes we lack basic hygiene
A sneeze is a weapon of mass destruction. A sneeze is a weapon of mass destruction.
Hahaha! Little buggers.