I’m fairly sure that all kids are weird. I thoroughly enjoy those Reddit threads where people share stories of strange or downright creepy stuff kids have come out with.
The boy has quite a good stock of weird crap, or funny stuff too. Here’s a few that I can remember (*makes note to write them all down in future*)
Me: “You’ve got lovely coloured eyes darling. Lovely green and brown, I wish mine were more that colour. What colour do you think mine are?”
Boy: *stares intently into my eyes* “Yours are table with a bit of muck and black coloured”
Right.
Daddy: “Where would you like to go on your holidays?”
Boy: “Butlins”
Daddy: “Really? I think I know a little boy who might like to go to Disneyland…”
Boy: “Oh god no, that’s 9 hours away!”
Me *falls about laughing*
There’s also the classic mispronounciation
Barber: “Hello young man, you look very brown, have you been on your holidays?”
Boy: “Yes, I’ve been to the Isle of Wight”
Barber: “How do you get there then?”
Boy: “On the Fairy Boat”
Barber: “…..”
Boy: “Daddy, get in the bath with me!”
Daddy: “Not tonight babe, I had a shower this morning”
Boy: “But if you get in the bath then you will smell really nice and your boss will smell you and he will pay you more money!”
Little weirdo.
Haha love the bath quote. I wish I were paid more for smelling nice
Me too!
I love the things they come out with! Although some can be embarrassing in public!
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I’m not sure he hasn’t got something with the smelling nice thing. I’m sure bosses do take a lot of notice of the way you smell… clever boy! 😉 #chucklemums
Ha I love this. Kids do come out with so much crap. My eldest at 8 still talks complete trash alot of the time. Thanks for hosting #chucklemums
Love the bath comment! Such initiative! #Chucklemums
Pahahaha!!!
Table with a little bit of muck and black coloured
Kids
So funny.
Love their crazy minds.
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Oh these are brilliant. I especially love the description of your eyes. He does sound very sensible though, why travel 9 hours to Disneyland? Butlins all the way 😉 #Chucklemums
What?! He doesn’t want to go to Disneyland! He has a point about a shower. Smelling good is important! LOL Love the picture too! #chucklemums
I know – mad kid.
Ha Ha kids are so funny! The kids got a point with Disney land – its a long way away (sighs at the thought of having to go to Butlins). #chucklemums
Brilliant… Bit jealous of your table coloured eyes though, mine are just boring old brown! #chucklemums
Oh to be paid well for smelling clean and fresh! I love it! #chucklemums
OMG maybe I haven’t got a pay rise because I smell bad. Why don’t I get this memo? #chucklemums
Out of the mouths of babes! So cute. I wish I had muck coloured eyes!
We too took the fairy boat to the IOW!
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hahaha Butlins! I’ve got to say, I agree with him on that one…much more convenient! #chucklemums
They say the funniest stuff don’t they. I wish a pay rise was as easy as smelling nice after an extra bath – I might put it to my boss 🙂 Thanks for hosting #chucklemums
Love the quote about your eye colour – although I’m guessing it was a little harsh? If kids wrote the names for wall paints they would be way more honest, accurate and funny!! #chucklemums
Farrow & Ball are well on the case!
Ahh a fairy boat…sounds far nicer than the big smelly ferry boat we went to the Isle of Wight on! Definitely write all these things down, lovely to remember and funny #chucklemums
They do say some cray-cray stuff.
My middle child is my strangest and most imaginative.
We always joke that she is either a creative genius…or a little mentally ill 😉
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Ha ha this is brilliant! I want to go on the fairy boat! I keep meaning to write down some of the things the ‘big one’ comes out with….most recently being….that donkey has a vagina…yep definitely a vagina…..*Mummy’s jaw hits the floor* #chucklemums
Haha I love the 9 hours away one!
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They come out with corkers, right? Thanks god they keep us laughing; they would be long days, otherwise!!! #chucklemums
Haha, the bath one is gold! I’d love to be a fly in their little brains for an hour and see what mashed up stuff they think of! So good to write it down so that you remember, too.
If only our bosses would pay more if we smelt good! Love these little sayings. Such an adorable little boy! #chucklemums
Bless him, they do come out with some random shit.
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Pah ha ha!! Priceless!
Kids are funny little creatures aren’t they?
Love the description of your eyes, really made me giggle!
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He is so funny! I love how kids talk, well… sometimes! I would have found it real hard not to have burst out laughing. Still laughing about the colour of your eyes. #chucklemums
Oh how funny! I love the weird stuff they come out with and sometimes the very serious too as demonstrated by the long journey to Disneyland comment! #ChuckleMums x
When parents of smalls tell me something funny their kid said, I always say: write it down, because from experience, you forget – even the funniest things. These are great! Alison x #Chucklemums
Haha – hilarious! I’m with him on Disneyland – totally not worth 9 hours on a plane! Love the fairy boat. & no one should EVER ask a child to describe their eye colour (or anything else about their appearance) if they value their self esteem! #chucklemums
Oh the fairy boat to the Isle of Wight what a great way to travel.
Wonder if he will still feel the same way about washing when he hits the teenage years. Mine have become allergic to water!!
The wife and I were under the duvet late at night recently when 9yr old barged in shouting:
‘Let me tell you some facts about Hitler’.
Weirdo…
Apparantly Hitler only had one ball and I nearly lost both of mine in the panic.
Ahahahahahaha!
My eldest asked me this morning where her Dory was. She meant to be wooden Jewellery her Daddy had bought her.