What you say and what you mean can often be very different things. Here’s some of my favourite examples.
“Mummy, what is that you are eating?”
Mumzilla says “It’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it”
Mumzilla means “There’s no way I’m sharing this with you, toerag”
“Mummy, why have you locked the door”
Mumzilla says “Because I’m on the toilet”
Mumzilla means “Because I’m playing Candy Crush and I’m sick of your incessant pestering”
“Mummy, why do I have to eat spinach?”
Mumzilla says “Because it’s very good for you and delicious”
Mumzilla means “Because it’s very good for you but I wouldn’t eat that shit if you paid me”
Ha ha these are all so true!
How about “Sorry sweetie but Peppa Pig is broken at the moment”
I. E. “If I have to hear that theme tune one more fecking time then I will stab myself in the face with a shoe”.
Hahaha, indeed!! Xx
I told NG today that the shop didn’t sell duck food on Mondays. I just wanted to leave the sodding park. All this is so true … long may our (white) lying continue. #chucklemums
Ha ha so true – I think it’s the same with hubbys too “I’m fine” AKA “I’m frigging pissed off, go and get me some wine”! xx #chucklemums
God that’s a standard isn’t it – I’m. Fine. 😀
Yep – and yet they still don’t get it!!!
Brilliant. My son isn’t speaking properly yet (still)….however, I just know a flood of lies will leave my mouth when he starts asking questions!! #chucklemums
Ha ha I love this! Especially when mummy means she ‘wouldn’t eat this shit if you paid me’ 🙂 #chucklemums
I really don’t like spinach! 😀
Does anyone really apart from Popeye? x